Senate Ready to Approve John Roberts for Court

The group of privileged white males was "very impressed" with the privileged white male nominated for the Supreme Court by a privileged white male to replace a recently deceased privileged white male.

"I can easily live with Judge Roberts on the Court," said one of the privileged white males.

As a sign of his judiciousness, several of the privileged white males cited the privileged white male's interest in preserving the privileges of white females as well against the encroachments of civil rights for the nonwhite and unprivileged.

"When Robert Bork was compromising his principles, when Scalia and Thomas felt twinges of compassion, John Roberts was there to fight the slippery slope of constitutional enfranchisement," gushed another privileged white male.