Politics Last Refuge of Scoundrels
Religion is the last refuge of politicians.
News of the redirection of impotent fury.
In apparent defiance of the continuing regressive patriarchal reaction of the official Church, the Mother of God showed her genitals to all who would see. "What are you afraid of? she seems to be saying," said one admirer. "I'm your mother!" To emphasize the meaning of the apparition, the revelation occurred in a Chicago traffic tunnel. The faithful have gathered to pray for the "Millenium of the Mother."