Bushes Visit Argentina

George and Laura Bush Are in Argentina this week, reportedly shopping for a second home, say friends close to the couple.

"They're probably thinking it might be nice to have a place to really get away from it all sometimes," said "Sonny" Tubbs, George's adult literacy mentor. "You know, where nobody can bother them."

The White House issued a statement that the president was simply looking up "old friends of the family."